About The Book

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Dr. Cooties, genius scientist and son of Emperor Ivan Von Cooties, leads the Ickyonian Empire in their quest to spread the cootie virus throughout the universe.

As he and his Legion of Ickyness set their sights on Earth, cant the Germaphobes rise in time to stop them, or will they succumb to his evil schemes?

Chapter I

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Once upon atime, well it wasn’t too long ago, in a world that was far, far away… Actually, it wasn’t far away at all. As a matter of fact, it was here on planet Earth! There lived a group of friends that were known as The Germaphobes. They were a very special group of kids whose destiny was to save Earth and the universe, for that matter, from utter devastation.

That devastation would be served by a diabolical, sinister, no good, low down, dirty, despicaple, rotten, cowardly group of villians known throughout the galaxy as The Legion of Ickyness.

Fate chose them to halt their vile plan to spread the dreaded cootie virus throughout the cosmos and shape reality as they saw fit.

What is the cootie virus, exactly? Well, to keep it a bean, the virus has a wide range of symptoms. While it may encourage poor hygiene in some, which was a staple of a native Ickyonian, it could manifest itself in other ways that are still being discovered.

The Legion of Ickyness was led by the dastardly Dr. Cooties – son of the Great emperor Ivan Von Cooties. He’s the heir to the throne of the Ickyness Empire on the planet of Ickyonia.

Ickyonia was a place so foul-smelling and dirty, so wacky and tacky, that what we would consider to smell good, look good, and feel good was the opposite of them. It’s considered proper to have a terrible smell. They hate pleasant scents and cleanliness. Instead they prefer the aroma of dirty gym socks and rotten cabbage.

Yes, it’s a very disgusting place.

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It really draws you in!!!

Buy this book for your kids!!! It will not only help improve their reading skills but also it’s so full of laughs, adventure, icky kid things and so much more. You can end up getting wrapped up in it and before you know it, something crazy good happens. I experienced so many emotions and I can’t wait to see what else he does!! I even ordered one for my nephew and can’t wait for him to experience what I did!! BUY THIS WELL WRITTEN BOOK!!

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JEVELLE HOLT

Amazon Reviews

Great Read And Captivating!

This is written by my daughter who is special needs:
**Aja and Max are my favorite characters, the book is amazing when it alternates between points of view where you can see what everyone is doing, and the book felt like it would ‘keep us on our toes’ and I really Can’t wait until the next book

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NEZPEZ

Barnes & Noble Reviews

Adventure for sure!

… If you want to build your child’s imagination and vocabulary simultaneously, THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU! As a teacher, I can say that students will be interested in this story! They can become one with the story as they read about the saving of the world from the Ickyonians!

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Merissa De Los Santos

Amazon Reviews

About The Author

Born and raised in Decatur IL, Kofi S. Houston always believed he would one day  become an author and a filmmaker.

His wild and active imagination drove him to tell stories at a young age and those close to him got to experience his unique gift of writing. When not actively working, Kofi spends his days playing video games like Hogwarts Legacy and Destiny 2 with friends, interacting with others on social media, and hanging out with the love of his life. He currently resides in Kaneohe, HI with his wife Javia and their fur baby Jade

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    You can order a copy of my book The Cootie Wars by clicking the store logos.

    About The Author

    Born and raised in Decatur IL, Kofi S. Houston always believed he would one day  become an author and a filmmaker.

    His wild and active imagination drove him to tell stories at a young age and those close to him got to experience his unique gift of writing. When not actively working, Kofi spends his days playing video games like Hogwarts Legacy and Destiny 2 with friends, interacting with others on social media, and hanging out with the love of his life. He currently resides in Kaneohe, HI with his wife Javia and their fur baby Jade

    I want to hear from you, drop me a line!